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Would you sign my judgement Mr. Supreme Court Judge?
By Marc Perkel
(Parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss)
Will you sign my writ for me?
I will not sign your writ today
So take your case and go away!
Will you sign it for the Rule?
Will you sign it for this Fool?
I will not sign it for the Rule.
I would not sign it for a Fool.
Would you sign it Here or There?
I would not sign it Here or There.
I would not sign it Anywhere.
Would you sign it in the House?
Would you sign it with your Mouse?
I would not sign it in the House.
I would not could not with my Mouse.
I would not sign it Here or There.
I would not sign it Anywhere.
I'm am an important judge you see.
Those rules don't apply to me.
Would you sign my written Motion?
Would you sign it with Devotion?
I will not sign your written Motion.
I will not sign it with Devotion.
Not in the House, not with my Mouse
Not for the Rule, not for a Fool!
You're not a lawyer you see,
So take your writ and let me be.
Would you could you in a Car?
Would you do it for the Bar?
I would not, could not, in a Car.
I would not do it for the Bar.
Would you sign it with a Duck?
Would you sign it for a Buck?
I would not sign it with a Duck.
I would not could not for a Buck.
Not in a Car, not for the Bar.
Not in the House, not with my Mouse.
Not for the Rule, not for a Fool!
I will not sign your writ today
So take your case and go away!
A Vote, a Vote!
Would you sign it if we vote?
I would not sign it if you vote.
I will not sign it, watch me Gloat!
Not with a Duck, not for a Buck.
Not in a Car, not for the Bar.
Not in the House, not with my Mouse.
Not for the Rule, not for a Fool!
I would not sign it Here or There.
I would not sign it Anywhere.
I will not sign your written Motion.
I will not sign it with Devotion.
So you can tell your pa,
We judges are above the law.
Would you sign it in a Court?
Would you sign it just for Sport?
I would not sign it in a Court.
I would not could not, just for Sport.
Would you sign it with a Pen?
Would you sign it in the Den?
I would not sign it with a Pen.
I would not could not, in the Den.
Not in a Court, not just for Sport.
Not with a Duck, not for a Buck.
Not with your Motion, not with Devotion.
Not in a Car, not for the Bar.
Not in the House, not with my Mouse.
I will not sign it, you will see.
Just go away and let me be.
You will not sign it so you say.
Sign it, sign it anyway.
You will feel better, you will see.
Sign it and I'll let you be.
Those rules do apply to you.
And all the other judges too.
If you will let me be, I will sign it, you will see.
I'm glad I sign it just for you.
Signing is what's right to do.
Signing ensures Integrity.
Signing promotes Honesty.
We support the Constitution,
Not judicial Prostitution.
I will sign it with my Pen. I will sign it in the Den.
I will sign it in a Court. I will sign it just for Sport.
I will sign it with a Duck. But will not sign it for a Buck.
I will sign it in a Car. I will sign it for the Bar.
I will sign it in the House. I will sign it with my Mouse.
I will sign it if you Vote. I will sign it while you Gloat.
I will sign your written Motion. I will sign it with Devotion.
I will sign it Here or There. I will sign it Anywhere.
These rules do apply to me. They apply to everybody.
Thank you, thank you, Marc Perkel.
Now our courts won't go to Hell.
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